Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
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My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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