ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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