I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I could fuck to npr.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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