She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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