Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
YAS. BRING CRAB.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
