question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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