what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
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I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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