i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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