What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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