Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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