your thong is hanging out like whoa
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I'm really busy with my period
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