On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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