We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
i now understand why vodka
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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