I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
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I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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