New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
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your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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