life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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