you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
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Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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