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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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