i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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