DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
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One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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