I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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