It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I'm passing your future prison.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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