i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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