if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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