A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
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so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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