Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize