I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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