I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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