I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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