Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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