omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Sorry my hands just texted you
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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