Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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