I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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