Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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