Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
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Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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