I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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