dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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