brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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