what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
