I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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