god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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