Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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