Well apparently he's into motor boating.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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