i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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No subtext here. People are naked.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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