So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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