Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
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