Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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