i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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