my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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