And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
