Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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