It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Barsexuality is the new black.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
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after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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