I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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