He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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