She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
All I want is dick and wine.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
