i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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