you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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